Stand the world on its head and shake out its pockets. What you’ll get is this book of sometimes-quirky commentary that masks earnest attempts to say it like it is. Why sleeping in a bed can be dangerous; how to tell you are not dead; why rain may not exist… The goal is to get to the heart of things, even if that means stripping down to the naked truth. Insights abound:  suspicions the author may be sleepwalking; why his dog needs to see a counselor; his new theory of everything—that’s a small sample. The rest may surprise you.

About the Author



Author Tom Kozeny was born and raised in the Midwest; schooled in philosophy, divinity, and social work; employed as teacher, pastoral worker, migrant specialist, social worker, and counselor; the author has logged the past thirteen years as a therapist at a community mental health center in Socorro, New Mexico. For ten of those years, he’s written a column in a local newspaper, El Defensor Chieftain. For most of his life, he has not eaten enough fruits and vegetables.