200 Sure-Fire, Lead-Pipe-Cinch, No-Question-About-It Ways to Tell if… You Might Be Getting Old!

In 2007 I launched a new website aimed at seniors and those who love them, Senior Moments Online. One of the regular site features is “The Lighter Side”, and as the title suggests, it is there that we focus on some of the more humorous aspects of being a senior. (And trust me, there are quite a few!) So, in an early attempt to generate material for “The Lighter Side”, my wife and I began batting around some “You Might be Getting Old If . . .” one-liners, à la Foxworthy. We found it great fun (we’re easily entertained these days!), and 200 of those one-liners we considered to be “keepers” are included in this book. Enjoy! – Michael Garee

About the Author:

Michael Garee is the CEO & Editor-in-Chief of www.seniormomentsonline.org, a website designed for seniors and those who love them. He manages the site and writes a weekly editorial column for it.

During his active professional career (not that he is inactive these days!), Michael was a newspaper reporter, magazine writer and editor and managing editor of a number of national and international publications for State Farm Insurance Companies and the insurance and investment affiliates of Illinois Farm Bureau.
Over the years, he has published numerous articles, on a wide variety of subjects, in the insurance industry and marketing and trade press.

A Vietnam War veteran, Michael served ten years on active duty in the United States Marine Corps before entering college and earning a bachelor’s degree in English and journalism at Illinois State University. He also taught newspaper reporting, magazine writing, editing and publishing and public relations courses at ISU for many years.
Michael is now retired, both from the insurance industry and on Social Security. He lives in the Atlanta, GA, metropolitan area.